Out of Office Autoreply

Sam Sugar’s interview with me went up today on Sugarbank. Check it out and let both him and me know what you think.

Thanks to everyone who’s been keeping up with Treasure Island Media through my blog. I’m going away for the next month- I’m headed down to Peru in search of the notorious and legendary Candiru, a spiny 2-inch catfish that is attracted to urine and attacks the anus. I’m going to bring back a sample specimen and our scientists at Treasure Island Media are going to find out what gene motivates this piss-loving, asshole-seeking fish in the hopes that we will one day be able to synthesize the perfect man.

Can you guess who I’ve gotten to fill in for the month of July?

Paul Morris.

That was kind of the whole point of this blog, at least as far as the press release for this blog was concerned. To get Paul to start writing, rather than just shooting porn. He’s promising some kind of photoblog, so keep an eye out for updates.

I’ll see you boys in August.