Newsflashes

I just got back from a nonstop orgy of sex-and-drugs mayhem out in the desert. There’s few things as intensely satisfying as driving around in a U.F.O. of a golf cart covered in flamethrowers, demanding to see the cocks of passerby, and being treated to a panoply of penises running the gamut from the most microcephalic pecker to the longest and largest example of Alabama Blacksnake I’ve seen this side of the Mississippi River.

I came home to find out that New Orleans had been decimated. My initial reaction was to turn the car around and head to Louisiana, but I’ve already taken off a month from work and I know I’m needed here. Paul and I talked about what we could do to help that would be at least somehow related to Treasure Island Media, and then we remembered that not too long ago, Damon Blows America made its way down to The Big Easy. Starting tomorrow, all profits from sales of Damon Blows America 5: New Orleans go directly to the Red Cross to benefit the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Our sympathies go out to everyone that has been affected by the disaster.

A lot of people have been commenting and emailing me with difficulties with the podcast. This was mainly due to my inability to understand that the url was case sensitive. We’ve made it easier by giving the podcast a more easily accessible url: www.paulmorrispodcast.com. Let me know how this works. You boys reading the blog have been beta testing for us, and I genuinely appreciate your helping us to iron out the kinks. The press release went out today, and we now have listings at both www.podcastpickle.com and www.podcastalley.com, both websites having been around far longer than iTunes, who seems to be taking their sweet time about listing us. I assume they are having trouble classifying our genre. No matter.

Also- and you heard it here first- our new film goes on sale by the end of this week. The film’s title is Fuckholes, and will star your favorite Treasure Island Media stars fucking each other stupid and performing obscene acts with gallons of cum. Because we wouldn’t have it any other way.