Premature Ejaculation

Congratulations go out to willmpls, who not only was the only person to write a little rhyme (albeit a forced rhyme with terrible use of meter...), and was the only person who inspired a spontaneous - and non-negotiable- vote. Mazel Tov, willmpls. Get ready to masturbate furiously to...

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"Pirate Tape 1" is now available at the TIM website. More on that Monday (and another contest!)