A Musical Interlude

Yesterday the office broke into a musical sequence. Frank burst in and sang, "Slurpin' Jizz 2 comes in tomorrow!” In response, everyone in the office simultaneously rolled their chairs away from their desks, and did a quick softshoe before leaping up on top of our desks so we could really hoof it up. This went on as Frank sang the praises of jizz and the many ways it can be slurped, all of which had a basis in what he saw on the master copies of SJ2.

We’re pretty excited.

In other news, we’re going to start shooting in high definition. We’re thinking about making the new Damon Blows America such a high definition film that you will be able to see the most miniscule beads of sweat on the foreheads of people half a block away and not even in the frame.

We’re deciding which city will be the next city to be blown by Damon- Atlanta and Miami are currently at the top of the list of potentials. “But Paul- why would I need to go away when I have Saul, who has an awkwardly large penis that tastes vaguely of butterscotch, here?” Damon did not say. We’ll see. We’re balancing the pros & cons of each city. I mean, ultimately he’s going to end up blowing the both of them, but it will take a while. Fortunately, he’s young, and we have a limitless amount of digital film.