Dawson's 50-Load Raffle

Fifty. It’s not just how many loads Dawson can suck into his asshole in a weekend, it is also the year that the Romans learned to use soap, a Harshad number, the sum of three squares (50 = 3² + 4² + 5²), the atomic number of tin, the traditional number of years in a default jubilee period, the “golden” wedding anniversary, and the first name of famed rapper 50 Cent. But for the purposes of this posting, 50 is the number of wads ingested by the ever-hungry butthole of the gym-monkey known simply as Dawson.

Max Sohl emailed me today with the dramatically scored teaser trailer for Dawson’s 50-Load Weekend. You, dear over 21 reader, may view the cumblast-tastic clip here.

In celebration of the sequel to one of our most beloved Christmas movies (Dawson’s 20-Load officially beat out It’s a Wonderful Life), I’m offering up the chance to win a gratis copy of the film. So. For each link this blog entry recieves (and Technorati knows all, dear friends, so you’ll be counted, I promise), the poster will be put in the running for a raffled copy of Dawson’s 50-Load Weekend.

However, if you start a blog specifically for this contest or post it on your Tribe profile, I will instantly call bullshit on you. Blog links count, but the blog has to be an ongoing, regularly-posted-to blog, and Tribe.net will only count if it’s broadcast.