Secrets and tips

Be the first on your block to own Dawson’s 50-Load Weekend! Be the envy of the sex club, the life of the orgy! It’s going on sale today, and you, dear readers, get the first crack at it. I’m posting this before the e-list goes out, and before the press release goes out. Blow your wad here.

But to make sure you don’t think I’m all sales and no love, let me give you something fun to check out during the cold, hellish days between now and when you receive your new documentary about everyone’s favorite East Coast spermbank.

First off, there’s Pandora. It’s a website that streams radio for you based on your favorite band (or song), and bases its recommendations on thematic content rather than what other users (or marketing guys) have compared to it. It’s run by some genius DJs in Oakland who are putting together the “Music Genome Project”.

Second, Christmas is coming, and since you’ve spent all your money on porn, what’s a gift giver to do? That’s right! You’ll be making stuff for the family. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s fun to be crafty, and making a camera out of an Altoids tin or turning your cell phone into an anachronism is sure to impress the hell out of everyone. Check out the Make Blog.

Third, from Reuben, there’s PotatoLand. Its an online art piece that is steadily changing. Don’t know what to do with all that unwanted SPAM in your inbox? Well, they want it! Check out the landfill and do your part to keep unwanted artists off the streets.