For Pete's Sake

XXXpornchurch has one goal in mind: saving your soul from the horrors of porn. They don't give much (if any) attention to gay porn, but I understand: they're focusing on one sin- extramarital sex. If you turn that into homosexual extramarital sex, you're technically dealing with two sins, which would obviously confuse the issue.

Although- and I hasten to point this out- nowhere in the Bible does anyone say that homosexuality was wrong. The closest it comes is Leviticus 18:22:

"You shall not lie with man as one lies with a women; this is an abomination."

I know it sounds harsh, but "abomination" just means that something is unclean (pork, for example), not that it is a sin. The people who wrote the Bible were basically saying that they weren't really into homosexuality- they were really, really clear about what was and was not a sin. Hell- they only had 10 commandments to follow, and the only time the Big 10 mentions fucking is to say that you shouldn't do it with someone else's wife. That actually leaves a pretty big playing field.

But I'm digressing from the XXXChurch. Yesterday morning, Paul called me in and asked if I'd like to see "Pete, the Porn Puppet." Of course I did, and together we laughed and groaned at Pete. You can watch the power and the beauty of Pete here- but be careful, as you might never look at porn the same way again. By the way- I actually met the XXXChurch people at AVN. They're genuinely nice people, and their hearts seem to be in the right place.

Congratulations to rae121452, not just for winning the raffle for Dawson's 50-Load Weekend (Part 1), but for having a name with more numbers than letters in it. This, I feel, is a step in the right direction (I look forward to serving our cyborg overlords).

Everyone else gets "Built to Fuck" t-shirts. This week, since a lot of you have asked for it, we're giving away "Fuck the Sex Police" shirts. If you want a tshirt, email me your mailing address and shirt size.

I'm redesigning the Built to Fuck shirts, and if anyone wants to lend a hand with some design ideas... Actually- you know what? New contest- submit Built to Fuck t-shirt designs to us (saul@treasureislandmedia.com), and the best design gets a copy of Slurpin' Jizz 2.

This week's model search participant is named Riley. He's a Wisconsin boy- cute, Midwestern, and lithe.



Last week's model got mostly lustful comments, so it looks like we'll be keeping him. If only I can figure out a way to put polls in the blog. I'll look around and see if I can find a plugin.

In other news, if you're in the L.A. area and you're suddenly struck by a random wad of cum, say "hi!" to Nick, Randy, Damon Dogg, and Wally. They're in the process of shooting a new film under the direction of Paul Morris.