The Justice League of Pornography

Paul discovered, and had the entire office take, an online superhero quiz to determine our alter-egos. The quiz is uncanny (like the X-Men) in its accuracy- Paul turned out to be...

Iron Man- Inventor. Businessman. Genius.


Damon Dogg was Iron Man, as well... it's probably the booze, no? After all, how many superheros have a taste for the sauce? Anyhow, if you ever see two drunk, cum-happy robots destroying a club, it's probably just Paul & Damon. You can feel safe(ish).

Don't make Reuben mad; you won't like him when he's mad, because he's

The Hulk

Frank, as the office manager & therapist (I go to him for a shoulder when I'm cracking under deadlines), turned out to be...

Superman


Wally and Randy, the two newest members of our ultra-secret crime-fighting organization, tied for...

The Flash


Nick, and I are the sources of Grrrl Power, him a princess,

Wonder Woman


...and me a bitchy, whip-bearing semi-villain:

Catwoman


This all proves something, but I'm hard pressed to say what- at least until some other studio takes the super-villain quiz, and provides us with some arch-enemies to protect the world from. If you'd like to take the test yourself, click here.

"Yes," I hear you thinking. "That's great- but may I have some naked pictures of men, please?" (I bet you didn't know that Catwoman was psychic...). Of course you can. The man below is named Eddie.



Let's just zoom in on that neck tattoo, shall we?:


That, dear friends, is one hell of a tattoo. It doesn't fuck around, does it? "I am a pig, and I like cum." More than that- he lives for cum. A neck tattoo is a commitment, and that particular neck tattoo is an amazing statement.

This week's model-hunt applicant is Derek.


I personally love the body-only pictures that are sent in by applicants. There's an odd juxtaposition of exhibitionism and coyness that you don't get to see too often (except maybe on Craigslist). After they become more comfortable with the idea of being in porn, they send along the face picture. In almost every case, they end up having a beautiful face- look at Derek!


Everyone who asked for a T.I.M. Logo shirt has one en route to their home or P.O. box. This week's giveaway is Treasure Island stickers and temporary tattoos. The stickers are cool, sure, but here's a hint about the tattoos: they give you a perfect excuse to feel up a total stranger in a bar. Just email me (saul@treasureislandmedia.com) and I'll hook you up!