Bulls and Balls

Semen is the ultimate creative medium (no pun intended...). It's meant to be worked with, played with, used in a thousand different ways.

The only way sperm should not be used is for the production of children. All of the world's ills can be traced to the root problem of over-population. The solution? Find ways to get straight men - the primary culprits in the overpopulation problem - to do better things with their spooge.

The world of all-male porn is hot on this issue, as I'm sure you all know. My confederates-in-porn are working around the clock and around the world, cooking up ways to divert rivers of straight-guy semen from ending up inside women. It's a noble cause and I like to do my part.

A few months ago Nick came in to discuss upcoming shoots. One involved a couple of straight studs jacking off next to each other on a couch. I looked over their pics and read their interview forms. They had never been touched by a guy, and they both said that they definitely wouldn't do anything sexual with a man.

The one on the left is Al. The one with the baseball cap is Michael.



I liked the way they looked, so I suggested that we try to stretch their limits a bit. I told Nick to offer them more money to let a guy suck them off.

"They won't do it. They won't let any guy suck them off," Nick responded. He'd done the interviews and has a nearly infallible eye for non-negotiable straightness.

I thought a bit. I'm a dyed-in-the-wool, old-fashioned ball-lover. I love hairy ballsacs and will slurp and slobber over 'em forever - so long as the bulls don't mind.

"Fine." I said to Nick. "Tell them he'll just lick their balls. They'll do it."

Nick called them, and they both said no. He told me they couldn't understand why a guy would want to lick their balls. I told him to offer them more money. This time Al reluctantly said yes. Nick had to go back a third and then a fourth time to get Michael to say yes.

So here they are, watching straight porn, showing the goods and nervously waiting for a ball-washing:



Nick brought in Jason Croft, one of my favorite cocksucker pups. He couldn't believe he was going to get to slurp on the ballsacs of these straight dudes. Al glared at Jason but had no problem staying hard. He seemed to get into having a submissive guy worship his balls.



Michael kept his eyes closed and lost his hard-on every time Jason came close.



Here are some shots of Jason thoroughly enjoying himself. You'll have to imagine the sounds of straight porn in the background:








At one point, Nick told the guys to stand up so Jason could get a different ball-licking angle:




Jason was about as happy as a young man can get:



Al had no problem coming. Michael had to work at it, but eventually managed to squirt a nice hot load.




And here's the good part. When they came, Jason surprised everybody--including Nick - by pulling out a silver spoon! He scooped up the fresh warm sperm and slurped it down, just like medicine. He knew they wouldn't let him lick it up and he thought he'd earned a taste of that fresh-from-the-cock straightman cum.



Al even cooperated by milking the last drops of cum into the spoon for Jason.




Jason scraped a gob of sperm off of Michael's thumb. Nick was actually a little worried that Michael might slug Jason, but the big lug just went along with it.





After the guys left, Jason couldn't wait to pull his dick out and jerk off: the whole experience had him way too excited to hold off. Check out the spooge-spray hitting his face:







When he was done he spooned up his own load and swallowed it. Then he trundled home with that glow that nuzzling bull-balls and swallowing bull-sperm gives a guy.

We never heard from Michael again, which is a real pity. But Al decided he liked being serviced by a guy and let Damon Dogg suck him off in Damon Blows America 7. He used the porn name "Alessandro", even though that's not quite his real name. But it's close enough.

We all slept better that night--Jason, Nick and I--having done our part to save the planet.

--Paul Morris