Some Advice For Utah

A bill is being discussed in the Utah Legislature that would make viewing pornography in public high schools a Class B misdemeanor punishable with up to six month in jail and fines. Of course, this shouldn’t come as any surprise coming as it is from Utah – a state whose dominant religion requires their adherents to wear a sexually neutering undergarment. Thinking back to high school, though, I can’t really recall much of a need to watch pornography since it seemed to be all around me anyway. Especially in those ten or so minutes before and after gym class when we changed into and out of our school clothes and all the jocks would prance around the locker room, showing off their taut, athletic bodies while engaging in incredibly homoerotic behavior – simulating anal sex, getting hard-ons, etc. In fact, one boy, Patrick, used to spray unsuspecting freshmen with his semen after jerking off in front of all of us. He didn’t have much of a body but he had a huge, veinal dick and occasionally some of the other guys would stand behind him while he allowed them to jerk him off until he came, using his cock in a manner akin to a firefighter using a hose to put out a fire. (Of course, they were straight.) So, while Utah makes plans for another useless piece of legislative claptrap, let the record state that the only way to ban “pornography” from high schools would most likely involve ban the ones who watch them as well.



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