Planet Earth: Episode V – Invasion of The Kardashians

Shortly, we will all know just a lil’ too much about Ms. Kardashian and rapper Ray J. On February 28th Vivid Pictures will premiere the explicit sex tape of hanger-on and Hollywood Socialite Kim Kardashian getting fucked by the one-time-but-now-ex Whitney Houston boyfriend. What makes this million dollar spectacle what it is and what separates it from the spate of other celebrity sex tapes that have wormed their way through the Internet is the massive hype that’s surrounding this particular romp in the hay. In sexcapades past all parties – it is assumed – had no idea, certainly no sense of preparedness, that the tapes would make it into wider circulation. But here you have a sale that Ms. Kardashian – aside from a lot of faux hemming and hawing about the inhumanity of it all – seems in a single gesture to have lowered the bar for achieving immediate, albeit fleeting celebrity status. In the old days it was bearing you soul on Daytime Talk. With a new medium and whole new concept of ‘content,’ baring your soul is the bare minimum for making a name for yourself. So guys if the blog circuit isn’t cutting for you, there’s a Brave New World. Just remember: nobody likes unkept pubes.




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