The Shit List
What do Damon Dogg and Paul do as they tool down I-5, heading to LA for some scathing fuck action? They played with finger puppets for a while, leading to some serious swerving.
And they discussed popular phrases that use the word "shit."
"I was saying 'I shit you not' for some reason," said Paul. "We started compiling a shit list and came up with about 25."
By the time they got back to the office yesterday, the list had grown to a very decent 41.
Can you add to it? If you can, you'll get a TIM t-shirt signed by Damon Dogg hisself!
I shit you not!
THE LIST:
1. I shit you not
2. You're shitting me
3. Cool as shit
4. Ape shit
5. Holy shit
6. Don't give a shit
7. Oh shit
8. Take no shit
9. (he's/she's/it's) the shit
10. Shit hits the fan
11. Eat shit and die
12. Shit from shinola
13. (I don't/can you) believe this shit
14. Like shit off a shovel
15. No shit
16. No shit, sherlock (we're not sure this counts as a separate phrase, but we all like Sherlock Holmes too much not to include it)
17. Up shit creek
18. Piece of shit
19. Shit-for-brains
20. Shitty
21. Dumb shit
22. Don't pull that shit
23. Shit head
24. Shit-faced
25. Shit-hole
26. Some crazy shit
27. Shit out of luck
28. Shit pit
29. Bullshit
30. You're on my shitlist
31. You don't know shit
32. Shit a brick
33. Built like a brick shithouse
34. Shit-eating grin
35. Scared shitless
36. Eat a shit sandwich
37. Got the shit beat out of him
38. Shit-kicking
39. Shit rolls downhill
40. A pyramid of shit
41. A shitload of (trouble/fun/etc)
And they discussed popular phrases that use the word "shit."
"I was saying 'I shit you not' for some reason," said Paul. "We started compiling a shit list and came up with about 25."
By the time they got back to the office yesterday, the list had grown to a very decent 41.
Can you add to it? If you can, you'll get a TIM t-shirt signed by Damon Dogg hisself!
I shit you not!
THE LIST:
1. I shit you not
2. You're shitting me
3. Cool as shit
4. Ape shit
5. Holy shit
6. Don't give a shit
7. Oh shit
8. Take no shit
9. (he's/she's/it's) the shit
10. Shit hits the fan
11. Eat shit and die
12. Shit from shinola
13. (I don't/can you) believe this shit
14. Like shit off a shovel
15. No shit
16. No shit, sherlock (we're not sure this counts as a separate phrase, but we all like Sherlock Holmes too much not to include it)
17. Up shit creek
18. Piece of shit
19. Shit-for-brains
20. Shitty
21. Dumb shit
22. Don't pull that shit
23. Shit head
24. Shit-faced
25. Shit-hole
26. Some crazy shit
27. Shit out of luck
28. Shit pit
29. Bullshit
30. You're on my shitlist
31. You don't know shit
32. Shit a brick
33. Built like a brick shithouse
34. Shit-eating grin
35. Scared shitless
36. Eat a shit sandwich
37. Got the shit beat out of him
38. Shit-kicking
39. Shit rolls downhill
40. A pyramid of shit
41. A shitload of (trouble/fun/etc)
posted by Jack Jablonsky at 10:07 AM
16 Comments:
Shit or get off the pot.
I/You/He/She didn't do shit.
(One t-shirt is plenty. :) Make it a medium.)
Shit happens.
Okay, sorry, I'll stop and give someone else a chance. I just love games like this!
What about "Shit Happens"? I saw a t-shirt that said that.
I just thought of 2 more. I'm not sure whether or not we're allowed to come up with more than one. How about when people in a bad mood say "I Feel Like Shit". I also came up with "Jack Shit". No offense to you, Jack.
Bollock shit
Fuckin shit!
that's some funny shit.
Steven and Diggler - send me your t-shirt size and mailing address.
jack@treasureislandmedia.com
"You're shitting me" appears twice on the initial list. Does that mean someone has to take off his shirt?
my all time favorite is "fuck that shit"
Shit on a shingle (military food)
Shit stain. ("Get out of here you little shit stain.)
The shitty end of the stick.
shit on a shingle
Like a pig in shit.
As in: Damon loves cum like a pig in shit.
shit for brains?
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, Or
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shineola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, If you don't give a shit!
Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do Give A Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head........Well,
shit happens!
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