The Trouble with Mario

In the ongoing realm of the public imagination, Mario Vasquez knows no limits. He has graced our web sites and made the cover of our queer institutions. But why? Is it his boy-band cuteness that has long outlived his twenty-second birthday? I think not. Or is it asexual sexuality that begs the question: Would YOU do me? But I guess the answer is no because lately, besides wanking off in a public restroom with an employee that made him the memory he has already become for some future VH1 Year in Review, Mr. Vasquez now goes to lengths not last seen since Liberace to deny his gayness. It is through these seemingly random events that one can safely conclude the only future left for Mr. Vazquez – and one that would not lack its share of admirers – is the one in porn. Can there be any doubt that the visual of Mario being fucked up the ass with one leg thrown over the side of a table is the perfect conclusion to his short, troubled – but never dull – stay in the public eye?



--MOC BLOGGER